Kitchen Pick Up Lines

The kitchen is a room that must be in every home. Many a time, it has been included in the building plan of different establishments for important purposes. You may be privileged to meet a new friend in the kitchen and in need of exciting pick-up lines to keep in touch with her. There are many interesting pick-up lines specially crafted for kitchen purposes. However, it is best useful when listed in a good collection. With that said, today, I will be telling you the best collection of kitchen pick-up lines.

Romantic Kitchen Pick Up Lines

• I guess you are an attractive glass ketchup bottle because I will bang you hard on the kitchen table tonight.
• Hey Lisa! Your glowing outfit can be compared to the glass ketchup bottle. Come check out my kitchen.
• My kitchen table awaits you tonight. Will you honor my invitation?
• Banging you on my kitchen table is all I wanna do tonight.
• After receiving an invitation to my kitchen table, disappointment is a crime.
• Hey baby! Will you visit my kitchen and prepare some bacon for me?

• My kitchen is equipped with all you need to prepare sweet bacon.
• Weeds get me faded while strippers get naked.
• Do you love my kitchen appearance? Come in so I could have a bang on you.
• I like my fridges but I love my women more.
• Share for my fridge, like for my women.
• If you like women, bring them to enjoy the items in your fridges.
• You hide in the kitchen; I will find you at all cost and start kissing you till dawn.
• Not even your kitchen activities will set us apart.
• I won't allow your kitchen engagements to tear us apart.
• Hey Wendy! I find it difficult to understand your reasons for hiding in the kitchen.
• Why are you in the kitchen? I thought you are lost.
• Do remind me of your attractive pinky toe.
• Your adorable pinky toe is motivating me seamlessly.
• You look cute and elegant. Can I bang you on my kitchen table tonight?
• After tasting all I have in the kitchen, I desire to eat you tonight.
• Eating you is my heart's desire.
• If you hide in the hall or kitchen, I must catch you tonight.
• Why do most women believe they belong to the kitchen?
• Don't think you belong to the kitchen; you are forever in my heart.
• There is room enough in my heart to accommodate you.
• The kitchen is not your room. Your permanent room is in my heart.
• I guess you are a chef on the kitchen nightmares
• I wish you know your place in my heart; you will always want to have a bang from me.
• Hey Wendy! Get back to the kitchen if you are not giving birth this hour.
• I was expecting you in my kitchen. Why are you here?
• Join me in the kitchen to have a bang.
• Your love makes me visit the kitchen every minute.
• Let me spoon you tonight.
• If you are a kitchen utensil, I will spoon you seamlessly.
• You look so much like a snack. Let me eat you tonight.
• Can I eat you tonight?
• The city is filled with microbrews, but my heart is filled with your love.
• Follow me to the kitchen if you know how to prepare BBQ.
• I guess you are a BBQ because I will slap my meat on your grill tonight.
• If you permit me tonight, I will sop you with my biscuit.
• I'm happy to be you always because you are what I eat daily.
• Let me butter your toast and taste you for breakfast.
• You move like the butter on an attractive bald monkey. Was this prepared in my kitchen?
• You look so sweet like the candy you prepared in my kitchen.
• I guess your name is candy because you look sweet to taste.
• That kitchen is a nice venue to get a bang from you.
• Check me in the kitchen; no one will notice your presence.
• Why do you prepare a half nut and half sweet candy in my kitchen?
• Do you wanna frost your flakes in my kitchen? Let me supplement it with a sweet kiss.
• You are super delicious. I guess you added sweetener to yourself in my kitchen.
• I wanna grow mold with you in the kitchen. I'm I permitted?
• Your excellent cooking experience turns me on. Let me take training with you in the kitchen.
• Our activities in the kitchen have given me more access to taste your sweetness.
• My crush on your attractive cheek is highly convincing.
• Forget my height; you are as sweet as candy.
• You will get a Gouda time with me provided you are impressive in the kitchen.
• My Monterey jack appreciates your Colby nature.
• Love my exploit in the kitchen.
• Hey Lisa! I hope the hefty nacho man is not in the kitchen.
• Without you, my kitchen experience will be awful.
• You are my perfect choice, come give me a bang in the kitchen.
• Do you wanna spend the night in my kitchen?
• Hey Jones! Shower your love on me in the kitchen.
• My provolonely feelings made me conclude to visit you in the kitchen.
• Can I get some massage on the kitchen table?
• My kitchen is fully available to host you tonight.
• Let's stay in the kitchen and cuddle tonight.
• I love the warmth in the kitchen; it's perfect to enjoy the bang on you.
• My readiness makes it uneasy to control myself. Let's get into the kitchen to make things happen.

Chessy Kitchen Pick Up Lines

• I'm not fit to brag, but I'm the icing on your cake.
• With the little time spent with you in the kitchen, you have turned me into a Muenster.
• I would have eaten you expressly, assuming you are the cheesecake prepared in my kitchen.
• Indicate your interest if you want me to prepare you a fromage a trois.
• My macaroni needs your cheese. Come right here and prepare it.
• You are so delicious like the food. Do you prepare yourself in the kitchen?
• The artisan cheese is delicious, but you are the best.
• Get on the kitchen table, so I can take a sweet dip in your sauce.
• Once popped, you are unstoppable because you are like pringles prepared in my kitchen.
• I guess you are Frito because you are corny.
• If you like DIM SUM, let me enjoy your DIM SUM tonight.
• Hey baby! Get into the kitchen so I can taste your attractive Choco tonight.
• I guess you knew my thought, let's choke ourselves tonight.
• Hey Wendy! All I need right now is a kiss from you.
• The living room looks rowdy, let's get to a kitchen to have a million kisses.
• Forget my facial appearance; I taste like chocolate puddings.
• Hey Melinda! I wanna grind you so fine in my kitchen. Should I be expecting you tonight?
• Call me coffee because I will grind you on my kitchen cabinet without any hassle.
• I will prepare Bialetti or French Press for you in my kitchen.
• The kitchen is well equipped to host you. Come check it out.
• I guess you are wondering how my sweet cookies crumble.

• If you like Smores, check my kitchen to get your own portion.
• Let me be your cooking partner tonight.
• I and the kitchen need you. Will you encourage me with your nice kisses tonight?
• I have written a cookbook for your sake. Go get it in my kitchen.
• If you are not good at cooking, I will teach you with kisses.
• It doesn't matter if we are meeting for the first time, I can marinade you in my kitchen.
• Your cast iron cannot last longer than me.
• My stainless steel cooking utensils have missed you so much. Will you check it out in my kitchen?
• Come into my kitchen so I can give you a cool whip tonight.
• Do you enjoy the bang on the kitchen table or do you need more of it?
• Let me know if you want a therapeutic massage on the kitchen table.
• Put sweet vodka on your lips so the kiss will taste sweet.
• I guess you need more bone luging in the kitchen.
• I can't stop staring at you in the kitchen. You look sweeter than food porn.
• Let me reheat the egg roll in the microwave.
• Come straight to my thighs because you are sweet to behold.
• Let's attend to your kids; I will complete the bang in the evening.

• The kitchen of course has identified me as the real Harry Potter.
• If you want the secret to the regular Harry Potter course, check me in the kitchen.
• I need you to join me to serve at the well-equipped soup kitchen. Will you show up?
• Today is the Hump Day. Send your wishes to your crush.
• How I wish your ups and downs were between the sheets and your kitchen table.
• Now that breakfast is served at Mcdonalds', you can regain consciousness and relax your mind.
• The kitchen is there to serve you better.
• If you overlook my efforts tonight, I may not appreciate your kitchen commitments.

Conclusion

A kitchen is a place for all to visit. Today, I have given the best collections of interesting kitchen pick-up lines for different purposes. Happy reading!